Lung Support Tincture By Total Pussy Co
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY TINCTURE: LUNG RESCUE ELIXIR 🍃💨 with Tremella, Cordyceps, Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO LIKE TO PUFF 💅
Your 40+ lungs deserve serious TLC, and our Clean My Bong tincture is about to be your respiratory savior. This isn't just another supplement – it's lung rehabilitation bottled exclusively for women who enjoy their herbal indulgences but refuse to sound like they gargle gravel.
WHY YOUR SMOKE-LOVING SELF NEEDS THIS DAILY 👑
LUNG TISSUE REGENERATOR – Tremella forms a protective layer over your irritated airways like silk sheets on a luxury bed
OXYGEN OPTIMIZER – Cordyceps enhances your ability to utilize oxygen when your lungs are working overtime
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Reishi calms angry bronchial tubes that protest every hit you take
MUCUS MEMBRANE MOISTURIZER – Combats the dryness that has you hacking like you're auditioning for a TB ward
IMMUNE DEFENDER – Turkey Tail strengthens respiratory immunity when smoking makes you susceptible
DETOX DOMINATOR – Chaga helps clear the buildup that accumulates in even the most dedicated smoker's lungs
ANTIOXIDANT ARMY – Neutralizes free radicals generated by smoke faster than you can say "pass the joint"
COUGH CONTROLLER – Soothes that embarrassing public hack that announces "yes, I smoked last night"
RESPIRATORY RESILIENCE – Builds long-term lung strength even when you're not planning to quit