PMS Support Tincture By Total Pussy Co
PMS TINCTURE: PERIOD TSUNAMI SURVIVAL DROPS 🌊✨ with Mesima, Reishi, Poria, Chaga, Maitake
FOR BAD BITCHES BATTLING THE MONTHLY MONSTER 💅
Your menstrual cycle deserves serious support, and our Shark Week tincture is about to be your hormonal hurricane shelter. This isn't just another PMS remedy – it's uterine peace bottled exclusively for women who refuse to let their period hijack their life for a week each month.
WHY YOUR MONTHLY HELL NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
CRAMP CRUSHER SUPREME – Chaga, Reishi, and Mesima deliver anti-inflammatory power that tells your uterus to calm TF down
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Reishi regulates cortisol when hormones have you crying at commercials and snapping at strangers
BLOAT BANISHER – Poria's natural diuretic effects flush excess water when your rings suddenly don't fit
HORMONAL HARMONIZER – Maitake balances estrogen and progesterone when they're fighting like cats and dogs
ENERGY RESURRECTOR – Combats the bone-deep fatigue that has you mainlining caffeine
HEADACHE HEALER – Addresses the hormonal migraines that feel like brain surgery without anesthesia
STRESS SHIELD – Creates resilience against triggers that seem magnified during your cycle
SLEEP SUPPORTER – Calms the nervous system when hormonal fluctuations have you staring at the ceiling
DIGESTIVE DEFENDER – Soothes the GI chaos that turns your intestines into a war zone