Anxiety Support Tincture By Total Pussy Co
ANXIETY SUPPORT TINCTURE: CALM DOWN, BITCH πβ¨ with Lions Mane, Reishi, Poria, Chaga, Maitake, and Mesima
FOR WHEN LIFE HAS YOU READY TO SNAP π
Your nervous system deserves a serious reset, and our Anxiety tincture is about to be your emotional rescue squad. This isn't just another chill pill β it's peace of mind bottled exclusively for bad bitches who refuse to let anxiety steal their thunder.
WHY YOUR STRESS-FILLED LIFE NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY π
NERVOUS SYSTEM NIRVANA β Reishi calms your frazzled nerves faster than a glass of wine (but without the hangover)
CORTISOL CRUSHER β Maitake balances stress hormones when your body's in perpetual fight-or-flight mode
BRAIN FOG BANISHER β Lion's Mane clears mental chaos so you can actually remember your password
MOOD SWING MANAGER β Stabilizes emotional rollercoasters that have your family walking on eggshells
SLEEP SAVIOR β Poria quiets that 2AM mental committee meeting about everything you've ever done wrong
OXIDATIVE STRESS SLAYER β Chaga neutralizes the cellular damage that stress inflicts on your aging body
FOCUS FORTIFIER β Sharpens concentration when your attention span resembles that of a goldfish
PERIMENOPAUSE PROTECTOR β Extra support during the "why am I suddenly raging/crying/sweating" years
IMMUNE DEFENDER β Because stress tanks your immunity faster than a toddler with the sniffles
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