Hormone Support Tincture By Total Pussy Co
HORMONE SUPPORT TINCTURE: REGULATOR ELIXIR ⚖️✨with Reishi, Cordyceps, Lions Mane, Maitake, Poria
WHEN YOUR BODY NEEDS TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER 💅
Your 40+ hormonal system deserves serious regulation, and our Regulators tincture is about to mount up against chaos. This isn't just another supplement – it's biochemical balance bottled exclusively for bad bitches navigating the wildest hormonal rodeo of their lives.
WHY YOUR FLUCTUATING BODY NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
STRESS HORMONE SLAYER – Reishi puts your out-of-control cortisol levels in check faster than you shut down mansplainers
ADRENAL RESCUE REMEDY – Cordyceps revives those burnt-out glands after years of "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
METABOLISM MAKEOVER – Maitake stabilizes blood sugar when hormonal shifts have you gaining weight by looking at carbs
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Lion's Mane clears the mental chaos of perimenopause that has you forgetting mid-sentence
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Balances the emotional rollercoaster that has your family walking on eggshells
LIBIDO LIFESAVER – Cordyceps ignites that pilot light when hormonal changes have it flickering out
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Poria cools the internal fires that intensify every symptom
ENERGY EQUALIZER – Combats the crushing fatigue that hits when your hormones are playing musical chairs
DETOX DIVA – Supports liver clearance of excess estrogen when your body's forgetting how to process hormones