Perimenopause Support Tincture By Total Pussy Co
PERIMENOPAUSE TINCTURE: CHAOS CONTROLLER DROPS ✨🌀 with Mesima, Reishi, Lions Mane, Maitake, Poria
FOR BAD BITCHES NAVIGATING THE GREAT HORMONAL REBELLION 💅
Your perimenopause journey deserves serious support, and our Peri Bestie tincture is about to become your hormonal bodyguard. This isn't just another supplement – it's endocrine equilibrium bottled exclusively for women surfing the unpredictable waves of "what the hell is happening to my body?"
WHY YOUR TRANSITIONING SELF NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
HOT FLASH FIREFIGHTER – Reishi helps regulate the internal thermostat that's suddenly set to "surface of the sun"
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Lion's Mane stabilizes neurotransmitters when you're laughing one minute and homicidal the next
SLEEP SALVATION – Poria calms the nervous system when 3AM wake-ups become your unwanted routine
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Clears the mental haze that has you forgetting words mid-sentence
METABOLISM MASTER – Maitake supports insulin sensitivity when your waistline expands despite no change in diet
ENERGY EQUALIZER – Combats the bone-deep fatigue that coffee can't touch
ADRENAL SUPPORTER – Reishi nurtures glands working overtime to compensate for declining ovarian function
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Mesima soothes the internal fires that intensify joint pain and irritability
WEIGHT BALANCE WIZARD – Helps prevent the metabolic shifts that redistribute fat to your midsection